Couch Potatoes are Environmentally Friendly

[drplokta]

Apparently, if you are concerned about global warming, you should drive instead of walking wherever possible. Your fuel (food) produces more greenhouse gases in its production and use than your car's fuel (especially if you eat a lot of beef and dairy produce).

Comments

[damienw]

especially if you sequester the corpses in, say, a peat bog...

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

You're awfully practical, for a fan, you know.