Couch Potatoes are Environmentally Friendly

[drplokta]

Apparently, if you are concerned about global warming, you should drive instead of walking wherever possible. Your fuel (food) produces more greenhouse gases in its production and use than your car's fuel (especially if you eat a lot of beef and dairy produce).

Comments

[autopope.livejournal.com]

By the same logic, if you're concerned about your carbon footprint to that extent, you should kill yourself. Better still, get a gun and kill lots of people. It's hard to have a lower carbon footprint than a corpse, after all.

[damienw]

especially if you sequester the corpses in, say, a peat bog...

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

You're awfully practical, for a fan, you know.