An Announcement

[drplokta]

With immediate effect, I am abdicating from the position of Global Dictator. Not only are there a few unenlightened souls who mysteriously feel it necessary to reject my authority, but managing all those Minions was becoming too much of an administrative burden. I am not appointing a successor.

I'd like to thank all my Minions who worked so tirelessly to make the world a better, or at least better-regulated, place. As with the collapse of any great empire, they are now expected to start a civil war and carve out whatever fiefdoms they can from the shattered remains.

George W Bush is in charge again. I'm sure that makes everyone feel much better.

Comments

[fluffcthulhu.livejournal.com]

I am glad you saw sense, and hope you have an renewed appreciation of how hard My job is. I appreciate the efforts you have made to ensure that there is a close-team of well-trained minions waiting for when I wake up and take back My helm.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Oh, please may I then be minion I/C toadying to Cthulhoid entities and not being eaten while there are other minions available?

[fluffcthulhu.livejournal.com]

This seems a reasonable arrangement, and if you are a sufficiently obsequious and loyal minion, I might even allow you to choose to be eaten earlier if watching all that terror and suffering gets a bit too much for you.

[alexmc.livejournal.com]

> George W Bush is in charge again

Nope, it was the Illuminati all along.

[vampwillow]

but master, we shall be lost without your guiding hand on how to make proclamations to the populace.

eep!

:-P

Wimper

[cuboid-ursinoid.livejournal.com]

You mean I don't get to boil anyone in oil. I was so looking forward to it.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

As with the collapse of any great empire, they are now expected to start a civil war and carve out whatever fiefdoms they can from the shattered remains.

*wanders off to take Egypt and build a library*

[the-gardener.livejournal.com]

Oh well.

Must admit I was having trouble coming up with any more edicts concerning brassicas and legumes....

[nolley.livejournal.com]

Bum; Egypt's gone so I baggsie Arabia.

[numbat.livejournal.com]

Didn't think you could keep up with flickgc now she is Empress of Sardinia.

[andrewducker]

I vote we all get together at Eastercon and talk about how great the old days were, back when we knew where we stood.

[davidblunkett.livejournal.com]

We could just carry on without him. Who says you need a properly constitued authority to do what you want?

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

Was fun. Shame some people took it a mite seriously and spoiled the fun for others..

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Being gratuitously offensive even if you are "only joking" is seldom a good idea.

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

Indeed .

[bohemiancoast.livejournal.com]

Does that mean people are allowed to buy Windows machines again? Poot.

[ladyoflight2004.livejournal.com]

What a shame! And I'd just added you to my FL because I wanted to keep abreast of all the dictats.

*scuffs shoe from side to side* Always do manage to come in at the wrong end of the fun.

[i-ate-my-crusts.livejournal.com]

My breeding plan for giant man-eating snails is off?

But I'd just perfected the prototype!

Anyone got a gigatonne of salt handy?

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[grin] I think we've just identified a reason to move to Utah ...

[stillcarl.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Typical. Didn't need you anyway!

stillcarl, Minion i/c Hermits, decides he was right all along to never issue any edicts...

Nobody needs anybody, you know! And especially not fugacious dictators!

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Does that mean the flickgc is no longer the Power behind the Throne? ;@)

[jamesb.livejournal.com]

death to minionites


HURRAHHHHH


you is still a legitimate target tho