Another Batch

[drplokta]

Some more Minions are appointed below. However, I'd like to point out that I expect my Minions to go out there and lay down the law in their field of responsibility -- so far, only the Minion i/c Vanuatu has done anything. Unless I see some action soon, the wave of mass Minion appointments will be closely followed by a wave of mass Minion sackings, possibly involving piranhas.

vampwillow is Minion i/c Coffee.
the_gardener is Minion i/c Brassica and Minion i/c Legumes.
redbird is Minion i/c Tea.

And in a departure from food:
swisstone is Minion i/c Railways.
ffutures is Minion i/c Not Being Devoured by Chtulhoid Entities. I hope he realises that this means he has to deal with fluffcthulhu.

Comments

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

http://www.hse.gov.uk/biosafety/gmo/acgm/acgmcomp/2a6.pdf

And that's just for openers...

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Oh, and read

http://www.archive.official-documents.co.uk/document/doh/spongifm/part-1.htm

while you're at it. Not to mention

http://portal.surrey.ac.uk/pls/portal/url/ITEM/B42FB023EC9E5E52E0340003BA0AE38B

[fluffcthulhu.livejournal.com]

I have devoured brains, even British ones, for thousands of years, and there has yet to be any sign of Me being infected with anything, and especially not CSE. I suspect the germs go insane and die horribly when they try. The second item is only relevant when My minion is willing (and has genuinely donated their brain, rather than Me using the word "donate" as a very funny Cthulhu joke) and only if I decide to play with My food conduct research on the brain. Making brain smoothies is no longer an experimental procedure, and doesn't count.

[fluffcthulhu.livejournal.com]

Ah, it's about work, and only seems to apply if I were going to culture stuff, rather than just devouring it for fun. I will pay attention to it should the supply of brains ever get so short that I have to grow My own.

Of course, you can bring that eventuality a little closer if you just place your head under My tentacles.