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[drplokta]

I'm having to post again to keep up with the demand for food-related Minionships.

the_maenad is Minion i/c Cheese.
liluri is Minion i/c Chocolate.
frandowdsofa is Minion i/c Offal.
jhaelan's request to be Minion i/c Minions is pending awaiting clarification as to whether minions can be considered to be a foodstuff.

Comments

Chocolatey things

[liluri.livejournal.com]

My Chocolate legislation

Let it hereby be known that there will now not only be a full description of how the chocolate tastes and melts in your mouth on any chocolate made.

There will also be:

A bench mark of Green and Black's quality for any chocolate.

Full disclosure of effort into chocolate making

Full disclosure as to the ingredients

No allowances for bugs in chocolate

That any gift of chocolate should be shiny coded, that the better the chocolate the shinier and nicer the wrapping in which it is packaged. This will allow people who at easter that want to give out inferior chocolate products can do so but will be advertising the fact when handing over said chocolate.

So that no chocolate lover will have to experience the unfortunate after taste of bad chocolate ever again.

Re: Chocolatey things

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

Re: Chocolatey things

[liluri.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)