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[drplokta]

I'm having to post again to keep up with the demand for food-related Minionships.

the_maenad is Minion i/c Cheese.
liluri is Minion i/c Chocolate.
frandowdsofa is Minion i/c Offal.
jhaelan's request to be Minion i/c Minions is pending awaiting clarification as to whether minions can be considered to be a foodstuff.

Comments

[vampwillow]

BRING ME (give me) Coffee! ;-P

[the-gardener.livejournal.com]

Can I be in charge of the brassicas and legumes, please?

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

Cheese. Why didn't I think of that? God I'm dopey today..

[the-maenad.livejournal.com]

You can be my trusty sidekick if you like. We need someone to take care of the French.

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could curry minions.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't it be one of the Cthulhoid entities i/c minions?

Bags I be minion i/c of "not being devoured by Cthulhoid entities..."

[fluffcthulhu.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this, o pathetic one? If I have already had the master, what hope does the minion have?

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be Minion i/c Curry..

[redbird]

I want to be Minion i/c Tea.

There are some imitation beverages that will be banned at once, if you so rule.

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

Who's got railways? Gimme railways! First act will be to pass the London Underground Usage Test Bill, whereby people will be examined on their ability to stand on the right, keep walking to the end of the platform rather than stop immediately, and go and seek assistance immediately the ticket barrier tells them to, rather than stare in astonishment and try again. persons failing these tests will have to walk.

[ajshepherd.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the people who are first to get on the train but as soon as both feet are on board they just stop, blocking the doorway for all the other people who want to get on behind them.
They should be made to walk too.

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, demonstrating that you understand the meaning of 'Move right down inside the car' included. The list wasn't exclusive. It will also include banning anyone who runs to get through closing doors when there's another train two minutes away.

[ang-grrr.livejournal.com]

I saw one bloke nearly hit on the head by the train doors. Twice. It was beautiful.

[miramon.livejournal.com]

Minions are definitely foodstuffs when you're a piranha...

[aperrott.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Filet Minion. :-)

[purplecthulhu.livejournal.com]

In my non-purple cthulhoid capacity, I can confirm that minions are definitely a form of foodstuff.

Yum!

[smofbabe.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be the minion in charge of bagels. The canonical list of acceptable bagel flavorings is garlic, salt, and poppy. Mixed pumpernickel/white bagels are acceptable. Fancy shmancy toppings like jalapeno are strictly forbidden. And under no circumstances should any bagel ever contain fruit.

[liluri.livejournal.com]

Thank you for i/c position of chocolate :)

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

Come and join us in http://www.livejournal.com/community/food_minions/ - the fun starts today ...

[i-ate-my-crusts.livejournal.com]

Could I have gastropods and macropods, please?

(snails and kangaroos...)

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

To eat? or for pets? if food, come and join us in http://www.livejournal.com/community/food_minions/ - the fun starts today ...

Chocolatey things

[liluri.livejournal.com]

My Chocolate legislation

Let it hereby be known that there will now not only be a full description of how the chocolate tastes and melts in your mouth on any chocolate made.

There will also be:

A bench mark of Green and Black's quality for any chocolate.

Full disclosure of effort into chocolate making

Full disclosure as to the ingredients

No allowances for bugs in chocolate

That any gift of chocolate should be shiny coded, that the better the chocolate the shinier and nicer the wrapping in which it is packaged. This will allow people who at easter that want to give out inferior chocolate products can do so but will be advertising the fact when handing over said chocolate.

So that no chocolate lover will have to experience the unfortunate after taste of bad chocolate ever again.

Re: Chocolatey things

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

Re: Chocolatey things

[liluri.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)