Another Step Towards World Domination

[drplokta]

yonmei is promoted from Minion i/c Slash to Minion i/c Fanfic.
frandowdsofa, my Minion i/c Offal has now also been given the Breakfast portfolio.
eleyan is Minion i/c Cats.
dougs is Minion i/c Firewalls and Mail Servers.
flyingsauce is Minion i/c In-Flight Service.

Comments

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to buy picture space, I'm at my limit for icons. Or give something up. Aaargh.

[coalescent.livejournal.com]

The temptation to ask for a promotion to (or possibly a second brief as) Minion i/c Fandom is almost overwhelming ...

[drplokta]

I don't think that Genre can be encompassed within Fandom, so it would have to be a separate brief. But no one else has asked for it...

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

I'd ask for it but I'm swamped. You should really give it to high heeled fishlifter..

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

Oh, the possibilities ... should I ask to be Minion i/c Apostrophes and Hyphens? Or of Books generally (in which case does that mean I'd be Coalescent's line manager in the matter of Genres). And should PK be co-opted to take care of Literary Criticism?

Only you can decide ...

[feorag.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask for this brief, but you have beaten me to it. Should you be accepted to this post, could you please do something about the Scottish Executive (like feed them to fluffcthulhu). Today I spotted posted, bearing the logo of that august organisation, which included the most fascinating word "your'e".

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

"your'e"

I keep looking at that word. It looks like one of those cases of miscegenation at the zoo. Is it a liger or a tigoon?

Or it's two wildly mismatched vehicles bolted together. Covers all eventualities, means absolutely nothing.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Have you got a Minion i/c Sushi yet ? I have strong opinions on the topic which it would be nice to have a global dictatorship backing.

[ang-grrr.livejournal.com]

Can I be minion i/c Fats and Oils so I can take control of worldwide chip production. I promise to work closely with the minion i/c Breakfast.

[ang-grrr.livejournal.com]

This also gives me the opportunity to standardise boiling in oil procedures.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Can I be Minion i/c Breakfast?

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Whoops, oh no, I see frandowdsofa has that responsible position...

*retreats quietly*

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't retreat - I need input on non-offal breakfast items ! Come and join us in http://www.livejournal.com/community/food_minions/ - the fun starts today ...

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

But I'm not a food minion! I'm not eligible... *wibbles*

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

You could apply direct to the Dictator to be a Co-Breakfast Minion, or you could be Minion i/c Vegetarian Breakfasts (or whatever) under Me? Hey, Sub-Minions ...

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Still hoping for Minion i/c of ice cream or, failing that, garlic, perhaps pizza.

[feorag.livejournal.com]

fluffcthulhu has "asked" that you take me on secondment as Minion in Charge of Pollution Control And Keeping the Streets Clean.