It Occurs To Me That...

[drplokta]

...if I authorise my Minions to appoint Sub-Minions, and the Sub-Minions to appoint Sub-Sub-Minions, and so on, then at the current rate of growth I really do take over the world in about three weeks. I'm thinking about it.

Oh, and pnh is Minion i/c How To Spell "Tolkien".

Comments

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Oh, in that case can I be Minion in Charge of How to Spell Delany ?

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

No, what you will find is that in a fortnight all your minions will be working for each other.

[redbird]

On the other hand, if you need a separate minion for the spelling of every novelist in the world, the rate of growth may not reflect much increase in actual power.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

I would say such minionage is only really necessary in a handful of cases, though, of people whose names get spelled incorrectly over and over again, as Tolkien and Delany.

[ The few, the proud... never mind. ]

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

And, of course, Nielson Hayda...Neilsin Haydn...Nelson Hid...pnh.

[the-maenad.livejournal.com]

Ssh. Don't give away the secret of how pyramid schemes work.

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

This has only just occurred to you? I'm disappointed ...

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

Just in time to take over Eastercon, then, can I go home now?

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. Especially as I see a need to appoint many Sub-Minions to deal with Fanfic.

[supergee.livejournal.com]

For Jewish issues you might need a minyan of minions.

please, oh mighty dictator?

[chance88088.livejournal.com]

Can I be the minion in charge of kicking Margaret Atwood every time she says she doesn't write science fiction? Also for the stupid autographing machine?

[lamentables.livejournal.com]

And I think you may need a minion i/c of spelling Jon Courtenay Grimwood.

[redbird]

julian_tiger wants to be Minion i/c squirrels, and possibly rodents generally, but I suspect he'll be too busy doing field observations to promulgate appropriate legislation.

[stillcarl.livejournal.com]

I suspect your conquered world may be restricted to the borders of LJ, but that's a start...

How do I go about applying for the post of Minion i/c Hermits?

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

therealsnufkin ought to be Minion i/c of the fridge

[drpete.livejournal.com]

A coup? Already?

I notice he doesn't have a minion i/c of Sekrit Police yet...

[galluskit.livejournal.com]

*purr*

I want to be Minion i/c of Purring, Being Fluffy, and General Cuteness.

[michaelhoward.livejournal.com]

I volunteer for that position.

[davidblunkett.livejournal.com]

nyer nyer