A New Philosophy of Life

[drplokta]

I have decided that any day where turning your horse out in the morning ends with you rolling around on the wet grass clutching your groin while the horse runs off into the field on his own is a bad day.

(Jonnie got a bit frisky and decided to jump in the air and kick his feet out in all directions. Luckily, he only caught me a glancing blow a few inches too high to be really painful.)

Comments

[coth.livejournal.com]

At least you know where your bruise originated. I have a lovely multi-coloured blotch on my left thigh with no idea at all where it came from.

[flick.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my world!

[frostfox.livejournal.com]

There's a reason I have a harmless cat.

Oh... wait...

FF

[andrewducker]

Glad you're in mostly one piece - I hope the bruises heal swiftly!

[eleyan.livejournal.com]

Aargh! Hope it stopped hurting quickly. Cats are better. Unless they're Max.

[voidampersand.livejournal.com]

That which does not kill you, hurts like hell.

[dorispossum.livejournal.com]

owwwww! I hope that gets better soon.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha!

Yeah, but at least Max doesn't wear shoes with heels.